The End

Today is the day we're supposed to be raptured. May 21. I've got a few questions:

(1) Is it supposed to be midnight on May 21 or midnight on May 20? If the latter, I'm sunk along with my family.
(2) Maybe it's when it's May 21 in America seeing as he-who-knows lives there?
(3) What time zone in America?

I'm not sure that 'Jesus' and 'Mary Magdalene', who apparently live in Wilkesdale (near Kingaroy), Queenland, know about this.

I'm confused. If I'm still to be raptured, I hope I get to eat the cake that's cooking first.