Wobbly Vision

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench waiting for Hubby outside a shop in our local mall and I just happened to glance over at the butcher's shop where I saw this sign:

Australian Crocodile

$20 a PAT

For a while I was confused because every Australian knows that:

(a) you do not pat an Australian crocodile, whether it be saltwater or fresh and

(b) you would not be silly enough to pay $20 for this privelege.

Then my slightly short-sighted eyes slowly focussed on the sign and I realised that it really was:

Australian Crocodile

$20 a PKT (packet)

I wonder if I stare at Mike's comic book cover long enough the title will focus enough to become "Secret Agent"? Here it is: